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Doctor Who has ruined me (aka why people think I'm weird)
- See dust in the sunlight: It's the Vashta Nerada
- Something in my eye: The Weeping Angels are in me
- See a crack in a wall: Prisoner Zero has escaped
- See a Roman Centurion: RORY
- Can't remember why I'm crying: Oh god, I've forgotten my husband
- See a ginger-haired person: THE ULTIMATE GINGE
- See a statue: DON'T BLINK
- Can't open a door: Crimson eleven delight petrichor
- See fishfingers: CUSTARD
- See custard: FISHFINGERS
- See a bowtie: Bowties are cool
- See a fez: Fezzes are cool
- See glasses: Hello handsome
- Someone made a soufflé: OSWIN
- See a wheelie bin: MICKEY?
- Go to a wedding: DRUNK GIRAFFE DANCE
- Morning comes too soon: THE UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING
- On a beach: And this is the story of how a died
- The clock brakes: Run to the fireplace
- Have to go to bed: but I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE
- See a poncho: Peruvian folk band
- See sunflowers: FOR AMY
- Shoes: Always converse
- Praying: Dear Santa
- See a really fat person: Go get the vinegar
- Accomplish something: WHO DA MAN?
- Something doesn't make sense: Let's go poke it with a stick
- Someone asks my name: STORMAGEDDON, DARK LORD OF ALL
- Forget something: THE SILENCE
- See a tally chart: THE SILENCE
- Can't hear anything: SILENCE
LOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG
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she now has an academy award.
There’s hope for me still.
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in texas we don’t say “I love you” we say “horses horses tumbleweeds schlitterbahn keEP AUSTIN WEIRd REMEMBER THE ALAMO” which roughly translates to “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.” I think that’s really beautiful. just get the fuck out of my town
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thriller au:
Basically, run.
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